#1~ At church she says, "The guy playing the jello was really great!" ( Meaning Cello)
#2~Coming down the stairs, "We need to buy me a car, because I am rich!" (holding about 50 cents) Brig yells back, " You have to get a driver's license first!"
#3~ Watching synchronized swimming on TV asked, "Dad used to do that, right?" I say, " No, he played water polo, that's different!" Sam, "No, mom my daddy, the one you met and married, you know!"